.. Apparently, he always says something naughty like, "...what a waste, I'm going to rip them off you in a few minutes."So, last Thursday, I decided to take Ed on a similar trip. Rose - my Dad's girlfriend - had suggested that far from being gay, he probably just needed arousing from his sexual slumbers. She said that his sexual education might have just been neglected. Just like mine had been, I suppose. She also told me that men who don't get it regularly don't necessarily become more horny, but just lose interest in sex. And I have noticed, by the way, that since my Dad started his affair with Rose, his sex life with Mum has started to improve. Mum seems to want him more.Anyway, I took Ed to an expensive shop in the mall. They sell lots of nice panties and bras there: most of them imported from Europe. They are all very pretty, with lots of bows, and many of them made of lace. "Do you like black?" I asked, pulling a see-thru pair off the rack. When this didn't really get the. Joestrolled up to the first woman he saw, and, in the deepest voice he couldmuster, said, "Hey, what's up, beautiful?" I don't date dykes," the woman retorted. Joe blinked and moved away fromher. Joe was frazzled by the statement, and Desiree led him out of thestore and to her car. Joe started to hyperventilate as Desiree drove themto a more populated area. Joe looked at her and said, "There's no way I canpull this off. No one will ever believe that I'm really a man."Desiree wanted to say something comforting, but she could not find theright words. Joe looked in the mirror, "My God, I look like a lesbian. Thiswhole thing is so transparent." Maybe we could do it, if we find someone who's drunk," Desiree exclaimed."Where are we going to find a drunk at 10 o'clock in the morning?" Oh, right, umm...Maybe if you ask a lot of women, one will say she believesyou."Joe nodded as the pulled into a parking lot. They parked the car in frontof the mall. Joe ran into the mall with his sister close.
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